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At breakfast time, Rifkah asks her husband Shmuel: "Vould you like maybe some bagels mit lox, a piece of herring, and maybe some grapefruit and a glass tea?"
"T'anks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of mushroom barley soup and a pastrami sandwich or maybe some potato latkes?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Vould you like a juicy brisket and scrumptious kugel? Or maybe some flanken or chicken?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra ... I'm still not hungry."
"Vell," she says, "vould you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
Last Week:
The late night shows are finally on to what Obama is trying to do!
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--- Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--- Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--- Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--- Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--- Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--- David Letterman
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